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CastEdit

  • Madame Bonfamille - Princess Daisy (Super Mario Bros.)
  • Edgar (Butler) - Mr. Snoops (The Rescuers)
  • Georges Harcourt (Lawyer) - Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)

TranscriptEdit

  • Luigi: Okay. Now, then, who are the beneficiaries?
  • Princess Daisy: Well, as you know, I have no living relatives. And naturally, I want my beloved trolls to be always well cared for. Certainly, no one can do this, except for my faithful servant, Mr. Snoops.
  • Luigi: Really?! My lady, you mean to say you're leaving your vast fortune to Mr. Snoops? Everything you possess? Your stocks and bonds? This mansion? Your lovely statues? Treasures? Jewels?
  • Princess Daisy: Oh, no, no, of course not. To my pets.
  • Luigi: To your trolls?
  • Mr. Snoops: Pets?!
  • Princess Daisy: Yes, of course. I just wish for the trolls to inherit first. Then if you they live on, the entire estate will revert to Mr. Snoops.
  • Mr. Snoops (growls angrily, grabs, and throws a red toy train engine and its red coal tender at the wall, only to break it apart, much to Brutus and Nero's great surprise) Pets inherit first?! Ha! They've got to be kidding. And why do I come after the pets? Because it's just not fair! (stands up, but bumps his head on the intercom, and groans) Ouch! I mean, each pet will live about forever, I can't wait... and character has every live! That's four times twelve, times nine... No, it's less than that. Anyway, that's more than I'll ever live. I'll be gone! No, oh, no. They'll be gone. I'll think of a way. After all, there are millions of reasons why I should. All of them dollars. Millions. Those pets have got to go!